Street Talk

Crypto

by J. Grant Alexander

Well it seems like the bad old days are here again as this beleaguered, but belligerent broad-sider boasts of Bitcoin bubbles over the bathtub of Babylon. Crypto – accent on the ‘crypt’ has arrived. And where does this could-be-more humble documenter of the dismal science get off the downtown local in order to make such indignant declarations? With the support of none other than Doctor Michael Burry – who was captured deftly by the star that played him in The Big Short, Christian Bale – who has snooped around looking for ways to short the crypto(nite)currency. Even as the dark and dreaded demigods of the Market are considering making futures for the digital drachmas a thing, Burry/Bale has cried ‘Bubble Bubble Toil and coming Trouble!’ for the latest gimmick on the Street. As you and I know (and we doubt the over-suited, under-dressed marketeers realize) ‘scion’ means descendant and the leader of Scion rarely descends past the point of jabbing the good eye of a blinkered attitude which could be characterized as Tony Curtis intoning ‘Up up up!’ in Some Like it Hot; or rather, like two children trying to lift each other up so both float in the air of a playground. Naturally, a government agency that, despite its name, seems uninterested in ‘Security’ or ‘Exchange’ but may look for ‘Commission,’ looks to encourage Stock-y children into such an impossible game and looms over our ersatz hero like a paper tiger in a newsprint zoo. The SEC (ironically (?) cognominatively invoking a suspiciously stacked athletic conference) wants us to cheer the ever-growing opportunities like Bit(off more than they can chew)coin instead of listening to those that actually pay attention to this stuff. Their final say, as in a Sin of Commission, seems unlikely to bite as that body rarely shows any spunk, they often ‘Burry’ those that are smarter than they.

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